Found this in my old archives.......ahem
Online dating is for women as men outnumber women sometimes 3 to 1 , This guide will show you how to eat 
1. Exaggerate a little - if your height is 5'9 to 5'11 bump
to 6 feet, many women in searches make sure a guys height is 6 feet. If you
have a bachelors bump it up to a masters, if you make 40k a year put yourself
in teh 50-75k bracket if there is a option to.
2. Delete your
profile every two weeks, as a new user to keep you on the site, dating sites
will put your profile at the top of searches and who's online etc., that is why
you get alot of clicks in the first few days, weeks then after that your one of
the many men who won't get any, by deleting and creating a profile you will
always be in front.
3. Realize most
women are whores, have emotional problems, are single moms. Don't expect to find
a nice righteous down to earth wifey, most of these women are there for
attention, for a quick lay, a sugar daddy, or free dates.
4. Keep your
profile short and to the point, the main thing people look at yes even women
are pictures, no need to write endless paragraphs describing yourself, be
concise.
5. Put up like 3-4
pictures of yourself, make sure to google image your photos so they don't tie
to you on some xxx hookup site or your instagram. At least one of the photos
should be of you outside doing something so you don't look like a homebody
6. Never compliment
a woman on her beauty in a message, most beautiful or even average women are
getting the hey sexy, wow what is a beautiful girl doing like you on here,
pathetic simp messages. Keep it short and concise, and mention
something you see on her page and your in.
7. Never message
twice if she doesn't reply who cares, onto the next one, get a template set up
and use that and just add the one thing from her page.
8. After like 3
msgs and you think your in, get the number, the kik, the whatsapp, take the
messaging of the site!!
7. Don't be fooled
by fat girl angles, if all you see is her face and not her full body, ask for
her facebook or google image one of her images will probably lead you to a
instagram or a twitter where you can view her pictures more in depth.
8. if you live in a
big city, switch up your zip code a couple times, you will see more of an array
of women.
9. Never believe
anything a woman says on her page, whatever she says more than likely it's what
she's used to dating. I hate liars, cheaters, and players I want a nice guy = I
only dated liars cheaters and players in the past, they hurt me alot so i want
a safe nice guy.
10. Interests say
you like photography, jazz, documentaries, travelling and enjoy volunteering in
your free time.
11. Always put long
term or looking for a relationship, women will think your serious and not one
of those players on the site
sample profile
Where to
start......... umm I sold my soul to school (have my *insert bachelors,
masters, doctorate") and now to "insert corporation, fortune 500
company, government" for the time been. I've always been told I'm upfront,
confident, monosyllabic with impeccable taste in fashion, music and food.
I love to travel
(at 15 countries and counting), read (insert what you like to read), volunteer,
and photography.
If you like what
you see feel free to send a message ( I don't discriminate).